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Sock 'Ems Greetings



All Sock 'Ems Greeting Cards are blank inside for your personal greeting.
Each Card Measures: 3-7/8" x 7"
Please Note: Purchase of one additional card from any line is required to order any Sock 'Ems card.



Product Image Model- Item Name Price
Age-Related Birthday SE-24

Age-Related Birthday

Greeting:
I promise not to make any age-related jokes. At your age, it's just not funny anymore. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Anniversary SE-15

Anniversary

Greeting:
It's your anniversary. It's mine too. Unfortunately you're stuck with me. Luckily I'm stuck with you. Happy Anniversary.

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$3.95




Birthday Cake SE-01

Birthday Cake

Greeting:
I baked you a cake. It burnt. I ate it. I owe you a cake. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Birthday Flowers SE-02

Birthday Flowers

Greeting:
May your day be filled with rainbows, fluffy kittens too, pretty flowers and chocolates, enough to distract someone as old as you. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Birthday Thief SE-31

Birthday Thief

Greeting:
I stole you a gift. I thought it was cool. That makes you an accomplice. Nothing's changed since high school. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Dryer Belated Birthday SE-29

Dryer Belated Birthday

Greeting:
Sorry, what can I say? I got lost in the dryer and missed your birthday. Happy Belated.

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$3.95




Get Well Soon SE-13

Get Well Soon

Greeting:
You're not feeling well. Which makes me not feel well. Which makes others around me not feel well. From all of us, Get Well Soon.

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$3.95




Naughty Holiday SE-42

Naughty Holiday

Greeting:
Naughty or nice? The choice is up to you. You want my advice? Naughty's kinda nice. Happy Holidays.

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$3.95




Nursing Home Birthday SE-35

Nursing Home Birthday

Greeting:
Don't worry, I promise to put you in the nicest nursing home money can buy. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Old Sock Birthday SE-16

Old Sock Birthday

Greeting:
You're like an old sock I can't throw away. We're friends for life. And that's how we'll stay. You know too much. Happy Birthday.

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$3.95




Rock Birthday SE-32

Rock Birthday

Greeting:
Congratulations. You're officially too old for rock concerts. Happy Birthday.

Please Note: Purchase of one additional card from any line is required to order any Sock 'Ems card.

$3.95




Warm And Fuzzy Birthday SE-34

Warm And Fuzzy Birthday

Greeting:
I'm glad you were born, no matter what the other socks say. Here's to you. Have a warm and fuzzy birthday.

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$3.95





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